Blood Red Embarrassment. Literally.

My face was cherry, well blood red from such embarrassment.

'I'm so sorry'

 I had never had anything like that happen to me in my life. It has always been hard to embarrass me about something like that seeing as how my dad and brothers were always so comfortable with it growing up. There were never any rude comments, or questions about panties in the trash. My dad done most of the laundry and he never had as issue when it came to messy pants when I got home from school. In fact my eleventh grade year was spent in the nurses office waiting until my dad or mom got there to pick me up so that I could go home and clean off the blood from my knees. Literally. I learned to be fine with bleeding so much. There was nothing I could do to control it, so I just dealt with it. 

My period has changed drastically. My sister bought me a Diva Cup for Christmas and it couldn't have been a better present.  Even though for the first three days of my period I have to wear a pad AND the cup, it makes it a lot easier to handle messes. 

It's my period week. Fun. On top of it being my week to bleed like a 'stuck pig' (in the words of my sister), I have been kinda wishy washy about this new guy that I have been talking to. So I invited him over to stay the night so that we could talk and get to know one another a little more. He has been trying to get to know me and date him but I haven't had the time with work and family, so I figured I would see where the night would take us. He came to spend the night with me the first night I started my period. We stayed up all night talking about life and how things tend to work out for us. I must say it was nice to just talk.

He came back last night. We have been talking for a while, and I haven't been rushing for a relationship. We are both on the same page as far as that goes. 

We went to the room and I told him about some of the things that goes on behind closed doors. He didn't know very much about my masturbation habit nor the fact that I had toys. He then started teasing me and tickling me.  He joked about what I did with each toy, and how I done it. We started wrestling on the bed, and ended up on the floor. I pinned him down and we were kissing. Then it happened. with all of the commotion over the lat few hours I had forgotten to check my diva cup. I wasn't wearing a pad because I typically don't need one after the first couple of days and I figured it wouldn't be attractive to wear one with the plans I had for the night. He already knew I was on my period, and had no problems with it. But he wasn't ready for me to bleed all over his crotch...Yes. My diva cup had leaked and I bled on his khaki pants, right on his crotch. It was soo embarrassing. 

I wouldn't have been so shy about it had I just bled on my clothes, but I bled on him. I felt terrible.

I kept apologizing and trying to figure out what to say about something like that. I mean, My sister never taught me how to deal with that kind of situation.  I didn't think they existed. I didn't know what to do. I thought he was pissed.

After feeling like a fool and looking for the right words, he pulled his pants off and threw them at me smiling.

 'Anything to get me out of my pants, huh? All you had to do was ask.'

I started giggling and he asked me if I would put his pants, and my messy clothes in the washing machine before they stained and he couldn't get the blood out. I sighed with relief, went to the bathroom, washed off, changed clothes and then started a load of laundry at 3am. 

I went back to the room, he hugged me and told me it was ok. We laughed about it, and went on with the rest of our business.

It's definitely a night I'll never forget. 

There be no, like Gino!

Oh Gino!


   Boy was I giddy about this toy. I own few toys, and have only had two or three g-spot orgasms so I definitely wanted one to rock my world.  When I was browsing Eden Fantasys for a product to request upon review, I couldn't really find one that I absolutely had to have. I am still new to looking so I asked my sister for advice. She helped me look through the products, and told me about curvature and texture. I told her I wanted g-spot orgasms like there was nothing else to live for. We came across Gino by Feelztoys and she said that it looked as if it would do the trick. I always listen to my sisters advice no matter what and quickly requested it for review. They kindly agreed to send it to me for this review and oh man am I glad.

     When Mr. Gino arrived I started dancing around the house anxious to try my new toy. I was babysitting for my sister while she was out of town so I decided to wait to try it at a more convenient time. I looked over the package and got a feeling for the toy. The package is awesome. It is mostly pink and has a short little description on the sides in not one, but eight different languages.


It reads:


Powerful and ultra quiet vibrator with seven wild modes. Specially designed for g-spot stimulation. Uses 2AAA batteries (not included).


               in English, Italian, French, German, Spanish, Russian, Czech, and Dutch. How cool is that?


  I requested the purple Gino, as purple is my favorite color. The purple is beautiful, and I'm not just saying that because I am biased. I am saying that because it's true. =)


This toy is 100% pure silicone, as posted on the box, and can be used with a water based lubricant. YAY for nonporous, phthalate-free toys.  He has a squishy yet firm feeling to him. There are creases along the surface of the toy for that extra textured feeling. I could slightly feel them while inside but with the vibration it doesn't add much. And near the base of the toy there is an adorable little heart which is a bonus for me


There are seven different settings. All of which feel great. I have my picky preferences, but not everyone likes what I like.


The first three are all steady vibration settings. All of which are nice for warming up as well as finishing off.
1) Low
2) Medium
3) High


But if you are like me, and love variety, you will love the awesome pulsing settings. Oh yes.


4) Strong, quick pulsing vibrations.
5) Three continuously maximizing vibes
6) One long vibration succeeded by two delicately accelerated ones.
7) One extended vibration followed by many assorted bursts of hard power.


Yummy!


I finally got to try it and I was as happy as a catholic school girl that got touched for the first time. The curve at the end hit my g-spot like a charm, and operating it is pretty simple.


Press the power button to turn it on. Press the button to sort through the settings, and simply hold down the power button for two seconds to turn it off whenever you wish. This is also posted clearly on the box, so it isn't hard to figure out. Easy! All controlled with one button, and it's waterproof! Yes! The battery box has a rubber ring around it which locks out the water so you can take this lovely toy anywhere with you. Just be sure that the compartment is twisted completely closed. It can be a bit difficult at times when you don't line it up perfectly, but not impossible. I always use it in the shower though and I don't have any problems as far as water goes so I give it an A+ for that!


This toy could potentially be good for anal play with precaution.  The base is not flared and the toy is fairly slender. It's approximately 1 3/8in in diameter and has 5 insertable inches, so it could get lost in the darkness if you're not careful. Know what I'm saying? However, it is silicone and can be sterilized so if you wanna share in any way, feel free! Just make sure that you clean it with a 10% bleach, 90% H2O solution.


The battery life is surprisingly good. I would expect the batteries to be dead within a couple of uses with as long as I tend to play, but Gino lasted a good while before he died. He is also a toy little noise. I can hardly hear him above the blankets, much less through the door.




Overall Gino is awesome. 'Nuff said.


Thank you Eden Fantasys for sending me this product to review. I apologize for the tardiness. =)

TMI Tuesday! First set!

1. For self-arousal, if you could reach any part of your body with your mouth, which part would you like to reach and why?

--My clit of course. I like to pleasure myself a little too much at times.


2. If you reached that part of your body, how often and how long would you want to stay there?
--As long as I could stand it that's for sure.


3. If the opportunity arose, what would you like to do to someone else that you have never been game to try before?
--hm. gimmie a whip!


4. You have been selected to swap one of your organs with another member of the opposite sex. What would you swap and why? Who would you choose as the organ donor?
--I wana swap brains with any man. I wanna see how they really think!


5. Overnight you have a beauty sleep and inexplicably awaken at dawn having now turned into the most beautiful person on the planet. What would you do differently for the next 24 hours?
--Fight off all the boys, and hang out with my girls! The same as I already do =P Haha.


Bonus Question: You are noticed by a talent scout and invited to star in your own x-rated movie for world wide distribution. You are asked to write the plot. Describe your movie plot in one sentence of no more than 20 words.
--Hmm <--doesn't count
         College freshie falls for her advisor. Hot steamy sex occurs in places no one would have ever imagined.

Thats the best I can do!  Thanks!

Whoops!

When I first started looking into college, I was on the phone a lot with my advisors. There was one day my inspirational support advisor called and was talking to me about my college credits and things of that sort. I was sitting in the room with my sister and her husband when she called and seen no need to leave the room. I was sitting on my sisters bed, on the phone, and my sister was trying to get a battery out of one of her vibrators. She very loudly called Chad to come HELP HER GET THE BATTERIES OUT OF THE STUPID VIBRATOR....

Yes. while I am on the phone with someone from the college. Wonderful. Well it got silent for a second and then I hear her burst into laughter on the other end of the phone. I was glad to know that it was all ok. I told her about my sister reviewing sex toys, because she asked, but I failed to tell her about my affiliations with process. I didn't see a need for it because it has nothing to do with college or anything like that.


A few weeks ago I let my sister use my Eden Fantasys gift card so that she would have a little extra money to spend on stuff for her awesome anniversary trip. I wasn't really concerned with her repaying me because I was kind of gifting it to her for her anniversary. Well, today my sister came across an awesome blowout sale. We were browsing through the awesome toys, and amazing prices, then agreed that she would buy me one in repayment of the gift card.

We settled on this. It's a beauty and I was excited about getting it.

I was logged into YahooIM. I looked through my online contacts to make sure that none of my college advisors were online so that I knew if it was safe to post an update about my new toy or not. I seen no one on except for my best friend and another friend that knows about my P3x (personal pleasure parties). I try to keep my personal life separate from my public life, and my public life includes college.

I was wrong.

Two seconds after I posted 'YAY! a new sex toy on the way' my financial aid advisor IM'd me and said

'YOU ARE WAITING FOR WHAT?'

I turned blood red from embarrassment mixed with shock, and replied to his concerned question.

Me: 'Sorry. I didn't know you were online :( '

Him: 'hahaha It's all good'

Me: 'I really try not to post things like that when you are on..Now I am embarrassed.'

Him: 'Why'

Me:' I am so so so sorry. I don't think this email address of yours is on my messenger list. I didn't know. I didn't expect you to comment on it so now I am blood red and my sister is laughing at me telling me that I done a great job of outing myself.'

No response from him for like ten minutes

Me 'What are you doing besides embarrassing people like me?'

Him: 'Working....and reading things that make me love my job like what you posted.'

Me: 'Thanks a bundle. Am I gonna have to cut your tongue out or are you gonna keep your mouth closed about this to the rest of the advisors I work with?'

Him: 'It's our little secret, unless you cross me sometime in the future, then i'll be forced to tell the world and reveal your plan to take over the world one sex toy at a time.'

Me: 'Fair enough'


The conversation continued and I ended up telling him that I am a sex toy reviewer and that I am proud of it, I just didn't want it to interfere with my schooling.

I feel much better knowing that he is so cool about it. He also has a great sense of humor, so I feel that the next time we talk he will be teasing me about it.
I'll have to make sure that I am careful from now on. There is no telling who is hiding behind their 'invisible' option on their IM.

I laughed about this incident for nearly thirty minutes. Every time I looked at my computer, and every time I thought about it I just started grinning. This day goes down in my personal history book. It will never be forgotten. :D

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Sure thing! Eden Cafe is giving away a free Lelo Mona! FREE! All you gotta do is follow the link and enter to win!

 I sure want one so this is an extra entry for me!!! YAY!