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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

TMI Tuesday! First set!

1. For self-arousal, if you could reach any part of your body with your mouth, which part would you like to reach and why?

--My clit of course. I like to pleasure myself a little too much at times.


2. If you reached that part of your body, how often and how long would you want to stay there?
--As long as I could stand it that's for sure.


3. If the opportunity arose, what would you like to do to someone else that you have never been game to try before?
--hm. gimmie a whip!


4. You have been selected to swap one of your organs with another member of the opposite sex. What would you swap and why? Who would you choose as the organ donor?
--I wana swap brains with any man. I wanna see how they really think!


5. Overnight you have a beauty sleep and inexplicably awaken at dawn having now turned into the most beautiful person on the planet. What would you do differently for the next 24 hours?
--Fight off all the boys, and hang out with my girls! The same as I already do =P Haha.


Bonus Question: You are noticed by a talent scout and invited to star in your own x-rated movie for world wide distribution. You are asked to write the plot. Describe your movie plot in one sentence of no more than 20 words.
--Hmm <--doesn't count
         College freshie falls for her advisor. Hot steamy sex occurs in places no one would have ever imagined.

Thats the best I can do!  Thanks!

Friday, February 19, 2010

Whoops!

When I first started looking into college, I was on the phone a lot with my advisors. There was one day my inspirational support advisor called and was talking to me about my college credits and things of that sort. I was sitting in the room with my sister and her husband when she called and seen no need to leave the room. I was sitting on my sisters bed, on the phone, and my sister was trying to get a battery out of one of her vibrators. She very loudly called Chad to come HELP HER GET THE BATTERIES OUT OF THE STUPID VIBRATOR....

Yes. while I am on the phone with someone from the college. Wonderful. Well it got silent for a second and then I hear her burst into laughter on the other end of the phone. I was glad to know that it was all ok. I told her about my sister reviewing sex toys, because she asked, but I failed to tell her about my affiliations with process. I didn't see a need for it because it has nothing to do with college or anything like that.


A few weeks ago I let my sister use my Eden Fantasys gift card so that she would have a little extra money to spend on stuff for her awesome anniversary trip. I wasn't really concerned with her repaying me because I was kind of gifting it to her for her anniversary. Well, today my sister came across an awesome blowout sale. We were browsing through the awesome toys, and amazing prices, then agreed that she would buy me one in repayment of the gift card.

We settled on this. It's a beauty and I was excited about getting it.

I was logged into YahooIM. I looked through my online contacts to make sure that none of my college advisors were online so that I knew if it was safe to post an update about my new toy or not. I seen no one on except for my best friend and another friend that knows about my P3x (personal pleasure parties). I try to keep my personal life separate from my public life, and my public life includes college.

I was wrong.

Two seconds after I posted 'YAY! a new sex toy on the way' my financial aid advisor IM'd me and said

'YOU ARE WAITING FOR WHAT?'

I turned blood red from embarrassment mixed with shock, and replied to his concerned question.

Me: 'Sorry. I didn't know you were online :( '

Him: 'hahaha It's all good'

Me: 'I really try not to post things like that when you are on..Now I am embarrassed.'

Him: 'Why'

Me:' I am so so so sorry. I don't think this email address of yours is on my messenger list. I didn't know. I didn't expect you to comment on it so now I am blood red and my sister is laughing at me telling me that I done a great job of outing myself.'

No response from him for like ten minutes

Me 'What are you doing besides embarrassing people like me?'

Him: 'Working....and reading things that make me love my job like what you posted.'

Me: 'Thanks a bundle. Am I gonna have to cut your tongue out or are you gonna keep your mouth closed about this to the rest of the advisors I work with?'

Him: 'It's our little secret, unless you cross me sometime in the future, then i'll be forced to tell the world and reveal your plan to take over the world one sex toy at a time.'

Me: 'Fair enough'


The conversation continued and I ended up telling him that I am a sex toy reviewer and that I am proud of it, I just didn't want it to interfere with my schooling.

I feel much better knowing that he is so cool about it. He also has a great sense of humor, so I feel that the next time we talk he will be teasing me about it.
I'll have to make sure that I am careful from now on. There is no telling who is hiding behind their 'invisible' option on their IM.

I laughed about this incident for nearly thirty minutes. Every time I looked at my computer, and every time I thought about it I just started grinning. This day goes down in my personal history book. It will never be forgotten. :D

Friday, February 12, 2010

formspring.me

Where would you like to spend your retirement?

Either on the beach, or in the mountains. I honestly think the beach is more me though.

Ask me anything